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I did 2 slayer tasks on Tuesday. The first, dust devils, I got lucky with the spot I was killing in and was left alone. I decided to try my luck with a second task of gargoyles (after canceling 4 tasks).

What a nightmare.

It reminded me of the first week when summoning was released. 90% of the slayer monsters were camped. After 10 world hops (that's my limit for hopping), I talked to Kuradal and changed tasks, skipping 6 more before landing 180 fire giants.

Now onto penguin points. Either I didn't read it correctly or, more likely, it wasn't clear in the new post, but did you know you could spy this week's penguins twice? Well, I missed out on extra dungeoneering exp, though I did get the 2x and 88 dungeoneering. I didn't bother to try for W60. When I checked, it was full, so I moved to W71. Just be aware of trap springers.

I got 24 skillcapes and Dungeoneering ain't one of 'em

Last skillcape for a while. My pride is I did it without using a dwarf cannon. :) One thing I wanted to do was cash in my slayer points for slayer dart runes, but I haven't yet. I think it's worth doing to sell off the death runes.

Two four

Oh so excited. I'm on a nice, rounded number for my total level (2460) and the downhill for slayer and mining is (relatively) fast approaching! I'll get a double 99 for my birthday, which will be way better than the provincial election I got everyone else.

Revenge of not much happening

Today I got 97 slayer. Only 15,585 abyssal demons to go! (If only it were that easy. :P ) I've been toying with the idea of having a drop party, mostly of slayer monster items. I guess it comes down to either making money from my own hard work or letting strangers get the gee pees.

On the mining front, I'm used to the lava flow and head down there on my own. I do have the golden outfit and 2 gilded picks. Another 50 days or so to finish that skill.

My queendom is making a tidy, monthly profit from herbs and coal. Selling all that netted me 4M (gross of 8.5M). 

Sorry it's not exciting, but once you get to the high end of skills (especially ones you despise), you'll understand.

What is this I don't even

While I was killing dark beasts, another dude was there and he told me to use turmoil and ppots. I said I didn't need to because I had time. (Isn't that why people use turmoil; to speed up killing?) He then said, "Otp costs absolut** nothing". Wth does otp mean? Overload turmoil prayer? Oh that puss? One true pairing?

ION, the cape front is looking on target. Mining getting finished in 74 days (50k exp per day) and slayer in 84 days (36k exp per day; might speed up with putting lamps/dragonkin lamps, PP and TI into it). I've already picked out where I want to get the final mining level up and the slayer one will likely be at the jade vine.

Derpina

Hey, I forgot I can change graphic settings in RuneScape. I've been moping the last 2 weeks at being unable to work on things for no reason. Anyway, I'm flashing back to 2006 and dealing with trippy teleports. It's not lag per se, just the onboard card unable to deal with the teleport animations. Mining is out. I hung out in the lava flow mine for a few days, doing maths, and came to the realization that the LRC are better for exp (and I want money for the ores). Slayer is semi-okay, depending on the task and number of people around me. Runecraft, to my dismay, is just hunky dory. :/ Well, I'll be putting in a lot of time at ZMI than I want. Squeaking out 3 hours of making runes there every day will get me a cape just as my subscription runs out.

Regret

Unlocking ice strykewyrms is becoming a bad move. Not that I had plans for those 2k points. I've dumped a lot of money into blood runes to be able to kill them as I like. Most of what they drop, I keep and use. I grow and sell the herbs and the staves of light are nicely profitable just not enough dropped so far to recoup my costs.

I decided to remake the elemental armors I'd sold. I got the crazy idea that we'd eventually need each piece to complete the quest series. Also, I'm tired of having to mine, smelt and prime bars when the next quest comes out. After getting about 20 primed bars, I made the mind helm and went to charge 2 bars for the body body. I followed the steps in the RS Wiki except the tower wasn't getting powered, so I reset my moves which reset the whole puzzle.

>.<

Yeah... 

Thank Guthix they're tradeable!

John 3:16

Did my first clue scroll in a really long time; a level 3 no less with no trips to the Wildy. Color me amazed. I got a court summons that I did and earned a rainbow wig which I'm styling while running agility. Someone called me out, telling me I'm a liar after I said my agility level. He insisted the advanced course needed 95 and I couldn't possibly have 94. *facepalm* I corrected him, though if he believed me I don't know. 

A little game I like to play at the barb course is pushing people off the log balance, especially people who get the rope swing ahead of me even though they're 2 people behind me. I don't usually run on the same world because there are always 4-9 people running as well and it's just a pain in the ass on the rope swing.

Slayer is going well so far. I do 1 task a day and that's close to the magical 18k experience. I'm debating a drop part of accumulated items.

Jaxana said something that I totally agree with: "Being efficient usually makes my eyeballs bleed."

Bot is the new noob

pourcour95- thanks for the kick in the ass to get back to agility and the slayer goal. <3

The long of it: I've got fire for agility and a set date to finish it. Sixty days from now or April 14th, I'll have that skill done with and another schmexy cape for the house closet. I'm going take a stab at finishing slayer this year, too. All I need is to gain 18,163 xp per day. I'm already killing my jade vine and will throw in a visit to the phoenix lair (not doing Bork or skeletal horror) for 2k xp a day, so another 16k in actual tasks. I'm not sure whether to keep putting penguin points into dungeoneering or change over to slayer. What my plan atm is is* to get dungeoneering to 80, which is 6 more weeks of peng points (providing I can get all 16 each week), then switch over to slayer. As for mining,omg noty. The fastest method is concentrated gold and logging onto W84/77 for that is giving me hives. I haven't found a method that works for me yet.

*not a typo

Underrated Slayer Monster #7: Fever Spider

4. Empty spots

3. One drop (kwuarm; rare to get)

2. Special gloves

1. Bottle of Teleportation™

The only downside is the killer headache.