Um, okaaaaay

Today, my last login was 10 years ago.

It's loud and it's tasteless

There are a mega butt tonne of new clothing and color options at Thessalia's shop in Varrock. Oh, and you can be "naked" in game. :P 

Here are 3 options for ladies to be "naked". Any stripes from the tops I pretend are body paint and you're wearing a belt. The skin tone is third from the top at the Makeover Mage.

And for the gents:

I cosplayed as Mirror universe Uhura from Star Trek. The sash should be gold, but the stupid thing only comes in purple.



Also of note, there are 3 newish hair styles for ladies. I'm not sure if there are any new ones for the gents.

I am my own lackey

Whenever I'm doing something mundane and/or noobish, someone will invariably come along and either demand to know wtf I'm doing or make snotty comments. Sunday, I was mining iron outside the Ardy monastery when this guy ran by to his bush. Then he ran down to where I was and said, "Why...". For the clue fest, I killed 3 cows for the bones and hides and get a random demand to "leave da cows alon".

[I know for a fact that I'm not the only "high level" who gets most of her supplies. Marlaine does it; does she get these weirdos ordering an answer to why she's picking seaweed from nets?]

I do regular things. I'm a regular player who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty. I pickpocket guards. I hunt kebbits. I kill unicows and spidines. I mine iron ore. I make my own potions. I craft my own tele tabs. Why should I spend gold pieces on all the little stuff when that money can be better spent on crap I don't want to get (such as god/infinity/barrows armor)?

Domination

Ever been slaying or camping a monster and run across these type of people, the ones who have to attack every monster in the room/area? It's as though they're disturbed about monster killing with another person around ...watching.

It's not about being faster than me, or setting up a cannon, or 'lrn2share kkthxbai'. It's about getting me to leave by killing all the monsters before I can. I can be quite content hanging out at one spawn point and waiting. I know it will take longer to finish my task, but at least I'm getting A kill rather than wasting time trying to prove my epenis is bigger than yours.

Proof

He may not play dice, but He does play RuneScape.

Effigy abuse

As a person who has the high skills to complete an effigy without asking for assistance, I rather like the 3 I've gotten so far. Yes, I'd rather put that experience into construction, rc, mining and agility, but I'm more concerned about the dragonkin lamp for dungeoneering. I feel pretty lucky to be able to finish an effigy no matter what pops up because I have at least one of the desired skills 97+. 

At the beginning, I was firmly in the camp of "I should be able to assist even if I've gotten 30k exp already". I never saw a need to raise the exp limit any higher and I certainly don't need the exp that badly. (If I did, I'd train the skill). Now that effigies have been around a while, I'm seeing and meeting more people who are using them to train skills, akin to penguin points and exp lamps. For that, I'd prefer to stay with the 30k assist limit period; no helping without me getting exp.

Sisters are doing it for themselves

Ahh, I love Korasi and her "bash it with a stick" mentality. <3

Two things I'm not happy about concerning this quest. Firstly, "navigating a maze of beer" was advertised and "kick beer barrels around" was delivered. Secondly, the music track, All for the Pest, is still locked after I finished the quest. Is that a glitch or did I skip over something?

I killed the void pest. If only choices like these were implemented into the game.

ION, I was killing dagannoths under the lighthouse because Kuradal thinks I enjoy doing it, when someone mentions my herby cape with the >_> face afterwards. The next thing he says is, "*cough* rich noob *cough*", while showing off a spectral ss! Let me give you a big tip. Just because I wear an herby/summoning/prayer cape doesn't make me rich. Any riches I had were spent getting the damned skills to 99!

New things

I have finished with my runecrafting for an extremely long time. Finally, I reached level 91 which is apparently where the gold pieces come. I haven't figured out how, exactly, that happens when I use the nats I make.

Anyway, I learned a valuable thingy about my alotted bank space. Jagex adds up the F2P and P2P bank space together to get this mystery 516 total. Seeing as I have 2 sets of numbers whenever I open my bank, it bothers me a bit. It didn't used to, but I can't wrap my head around the math. 

Lastly, I invented a role-playing game to play when I'm very bored. I get low on life points, then hurry to Morytania. I activate the soul split prayer and attack people, pretending to be a starving vampire. It's most fun when played with the swamp vampires as you can be pushing to dominate the area.

@Jamie - Yes, quote whatever you need.

What friends are for

These are all the things I do wrong in RuneScape.

Slayer

- no super/extreme pots

- no piety/turmoil

- no cannon

- no Guthan's armor

- don't complete clues ASAP

- no combat familiars

Agility

- don't run at Ape Atoll

Mining

- don't drop ores

Construction

- no servant

- no oak doors

Runecrafting

- no graahking

- no abyssal minion

- don't bank at ZMI

- use all pouches

Farming

- no daily herbs runs

Hunter

- no red chins

Dungeoneering

- don't rush

- don't run 5:5 larges

- kill everything except dino cows

- check every room

- haven't switched to 2h

ION, I'm back to slaying, trying to get in 3 tasks per day. I'm going to keep this up until one of two things happens: getting an effigy drop or end of the month.