Saturday, November 13, 2010

The kids aren't all right

The kids in RuneScape are ugly, the human ones especially. 

When Kennith's Concerns quest came out, Kennith was extremely creepy and his chat head moreso. The head bobbing makes me want to reach through the monitor and choke the little bastard. Sometime after that quest, all the kids got updated and their facial features are identical to Kennith, including the repetitive, nervous tick. 

[You can argue the adults are no different, merely cookie cutters of each other. At least adults grew out of that head bobbing bullshit.]

I think I was reading about the list of things Pontak asks you to get during Fremmy Trials when I saw an upclose picture of Andrew Gower. Bulgy eyes, long nose, no chin, bowl-style haircut; OMFG HE'S THE BASIS FOR ALL THE KIDS IN RUNESCAPE.

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